Hah! For a special Halloween Post I'm going to do: The Gremlin ending! (If you have a problem, I'm the narrator, so there!)Here you go:
Section 1
Chapter 1
The kids watched their pet toad, Sleepy, sleep, as usual. "Ugh" said Elizabeth "This is so boring."
Nolan: Then why are you watching?
Eli.: It is something to do since it's raining.
No.:I thought you had your -Heh- Barbies.
Eli.:Yeah. Speaking of which...WHERE ARE THEY!!!!
No.:Outside in the yard! Bye!
Right it's only scary for Eli. right now. But I tell you it will get there!Eli.:Nolan you...you...you...you...
Nolan was out of sight in a second!
Elizabeth yelled at the top of her lungs:
"I WILL GET YOU!!!"
Who is yelling so much! I'm trying to narrate here!Nolan ran up and up and up and up and up and up! Into the attic!
No.:Whew...
He looked at the thundering clouds. It was getting louder.
Almost loud enough to drown out his enraged sister's yell "NOLAN!!!"
Almost.
Just barely.
But not enough.
Nolan was up on his feet in a jiffy!
He began going down the chimney.
On his way down he saw a fire in the fireplace!
What in the world was happening, a fire shouldn't be on at 9:59!
But than again, what in the world is a boy who's bed time is 8:30 doing up?
Well time to find out!
Chapter 2
He let go, heading straight towards the fire's ... Head?F.G.:Ouch!
No. is Flabbergasted!
No. What are you? What are you doing in here!
F.G./Jake: Name is Jake, I'm a gremlin, And I didn't want to be put out! Ha!
What do you know, There is already a gremlin!No.:Well get o-
He didn't finish his sentence.
Someone opened the big door -Creak.
And came in with some soaking -Drip.
Muddy -Stick.
BARBIES?
Yes!
Eli.:Nolan!
Eli.:Get you and your bodiless-
Jake:HEY! Total insult!
Eli.: -friend out of here! -
A moan came from the basement!
Nolan and Jake run upstairs!
Elizabeth has stayed!
Chapter 3
Nolan and Jake find them self in a Labyrinth!No.: Huh???????
No.:Where in the world did we get a labyrinth!?!?
Adventure van: From me! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
No.:Oh.
Well, I had to answer!No.: Well its made of stone!
TIME OUT!!!!
Okay, I'm sorry you dislike the narrator. BooHuuHuu.Now, if you dislike me, than You can go and watch videos or something.
Go before I continue!
Chapter 3(Concluded!)
Nolan: Its made of stone!Jake: If only Josh was here...
No.:Who? Don't tell me there is another one of you!
Jake: Okay
Scratch scratch scratch.
Scratches are Read
Yes there are, now don't get mad now, I didn't tell you!
No.:Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake: Okay.....
Chapter 4
Three chases.One chapter.
SHOWDOWN!!!
Josh was at that moment running for his life!
Elizabeth was chasing him!(With an Umbrella, of course! )
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Eli.:You...
Eli.:little...
Eli.: crazy...
Eli.: Idiotic...
Eli.: annoying
Eli.:_______!(Your curse here!)
Meanwhile, Jake was also getting chased.. by an enraged Nolan!
= =
And they end up hitting each other!
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Eli.: Nolan!!!!!!!!
No.:Uh-ho...
Eli.: NOLAN!(! x 100,000,000,000,000,000)
No.:Bye..............................
Section 2
No.:Bye............................Eli.:_____________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(You write This!!!!)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
What... Its 11: 31 all ready! oh buts its am. WHAT!!!! I'VE BEEN UP SINCE YESTERDAY!!
Chapter 5
Unfortunately, Nolan ran into a hole in the wall, Elizabeth ran into the wall.Eli.:Ow!
No.: Hahaha...
Eli.:errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
No.: OMG!
Adventure van:What?
No.:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE @#!%^ STORY!
A.V.:What...I'm Visible?
A.V.:Oh...
A.V./vanish
No.:Huh...
Eli.:NOLAN!
No.:OMG!
Eli.:What?!?!
No.:Look behind you!
Eli.:Huh...
Nolan dashes of... In a wall.
Elizabeth:Ha!
Chapter 6
Josh leans on a wall...And flies right through it!
He falls on a pressure plate!
All the walls disappear!
I'm using to many of these:! !
Nolan:WE...WERE...LOOKING...FOR...A....
No./Eli.:WINDOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
A..V.:Boo!
All:What!!!!!!!
Wind gremlin:What yourself! I've got a meeting to go to tonight!
Josh: Japow,you rascal!
Japow:I'm not a rascal!
Jake:Hows the weather,rascal?
Ja.:I'M NOT A RASCAL!And the weathers bad enough to soak your business coat through!
No.:It's that bad...rascal?
Ja.:ERRRRRRRRRRRR
All: Bye!
TIME OUT!!!!
I need a break... so listen to this: QChapter 7
A..V.: Why do you look like a snail?Japow tried to attack me!
Why?
I knocked him out...
- -
\______/
wait for it...
Ja.:!@#$%^&*
No.: And next time, DON'T attack the narrator!
No.: Is there another one of these idgits!
Jo.: Who do you think is causing this storm?
No.:Oh god...
Ja.:According to the always lasting records of our fathers,...
I'm leaving out this part...Ja.:And that is why there is always 4 gremlins:
- Fire
- Earth
- Wind
- And Water.
Ja.: And ... Hello?
Eli. throws a barbie at him.
Eli.: I liked you better when you were asleep.
Ja.: Anyway, Jane is crying cause he wants Jake to come out,But he can't because its raining,So he make it rain more(loop).
No.:Elizabeth, are you still wearing the raincoat/umbrella?
Eli.:Yeah...
No./Eli.:Are you thinking what I am?
No./Eli.:Yeah!
Last chapter!!!
Jake, fully equipped with his rain suit.Now available in stores!
Tries to go out...
And fails.
Again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And finally succeeds!
Jane gets happy!
And he stops crying!
And the sun shines!
And Sleepy slept thru the whole thing!
Cast:
Nolan -- Boy
Elizabeth -- Girl
Sleepy -- Toad
Jake -- Fire Gremlin
Josh -- Stone Gremlin
Japow -- Wind Gremlin
Jane -- Water Gremlin
Adventure Van -- Narrator,Writer
Bonus Scene.
Sleepy: Ribbit.
Nolan: HE FINALLY SAID SOMETHING!
Eli.: It is a she.
No.: It is a he.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Bonus Scene.
Sleepy: Ribbit.
Nolan: HE FINALLY SAID SOMETHING!
Eli.: It is a she.
No.: It is a he.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:ERR.
No.:Uh-oh...
No.:Uh-oh...
To be continued. Look for The Gremlin Ending Christmas Edition!
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