Mandela died...

:.( For you who don't know him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Mandela
:.( I am really sad. He was in Africa, and he helped a lot. He was even put in prison! But he was soon     :.(  President, and he really shaped things up. I didn't know him, but he seemed awesome. They have       :.( A comic on him: http://zenpencils.com/comic/140-invictus-a-comic-tribute-to-nelson-mandela/
:.( Why am i doing this :.( so often? Dunno.

Mandela.

How to Throw Your Voice

Step one: You first have to learn to breathe your nose. Your mouth is the way your going to speak, so you still are speaking.(What? You thought that you spoke through your nose? I heard you!!!!) Anyway, you will have to practice it, so perfect this skill before you go on, okay?(And don’t try talking through your nose!)

Step two: Please perfect step one.

Step three: Ok, now try to hold your breath. Yes I am serious, do it! You may have to get this up to NINETY SECONDS!!! Now you are holding your breath, right? Try for as long as you can, and maybe have a set time to do it every day.

Step four: Please perfect step three.

Step five: Begin to push your tongue up into the top of your mouth. This should begin to make a upward or distant sound. Try, Try and Try are the three best things here.(That and no talking through your nose!!!)

Step six: Please perfect step five.

Step seven: YOU HAVE COMPLETED IT SO QUICKLY? I CAN’T BELIVE IT!!!  Now do it again with your tongue curled against your teeth, and you should make the bee drone sound come from somewhere on the level of your mouth, but still far away.

Step eight: Please perfect step seven

Step nine: You have to be a cheater.

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS SO QUICKLY!!!!! Well, you have to now jut your chin out so it appears it is coming from the ground.

Step ten: Please perfect steps:nine,seven,five.

Step eleven: Now perfect at them all? Now learn to switch them! WITH NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!

Step Twelve: Now switch the bee with the human! Your almost ready!

BONUS! Try to find stragties that make it seem cooler, Like this:

Ground and then sky makes it seem that the second voice is higher then if you just started with sky.

Hatchet: Book Report

I read the book hatchet, a book in a quartet of awesome books. It is about a boy named Brian who gets sent a hatchet by his mother, and he gets on a plane to visit his dad, but the plane crashes and he is left to survive for himself. It is by Gary Paulsen, I recently read it on the trip to the CMOG. So the rest of the story is this:
When he first crashes, he doesn't know right from left of the wild. He keeps on thinking, in rhythm of the birds, "City boy, City boy, City boy". He finds a small ledge and builds a shelter with bamboo, and he also finds berries, that help him survive the first two nights. He gets invaded the third, with a hedgehog, and after throwing the hatchet he finds out that steel + stone = fire, something that would save him many times in the future. He then has a piece of wood that he makes into a fish spear.  He also makes a bow and arrows, and gets a fish, and he makes a fish pond so he can store fish. He then has a tornado, which brings up the tail of the plane, Brian makes a raft from a few broken off tree tops to get to the plane. When Brian is cutting his way into the tail of the plane, he drops his hatchet in the lake and dives in to get it. Once inside the plane, Brian finds a survival pack that includes additional food and an emergency transmitter, and a .22 rifle. Back on shore, Brian activates the transmitter, but not knowing how to use it, he thinks it is broken and throws it aside. However, Brian is later discovered by a fur trader who received the transmitter's signal. How nice, a happy ending!