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Friday, October 25, 2013

Boo!SuperPost!

BOO!
Hah! For a special Halloween Post I'm going to do: The Gremlin ending! (If you have a problem, I'm the narrator, so there!)Here you go:

Section 1

Chapter 1


The kids watched their pet toad, Sleepy, sleep, as usual. "Ugh" said Elizabeth "This is so boring."
Nolan: Then why are you watching?
Eli.:  It is something to do since it's raining.
No.:I thought you had your -Heh- Barbies.
Eli.:Yeah. Speaking of which...WHERE ARE THEY!!!!
No.:Outside in the yard! Bye!
Right it's only scary for Eli. right now. But I tell you it will get there!
Eli.:Nolan you...you...you...you...
Nolan was out of sight in a second!
Elizabeth yelled at the top of her lungs:
"I WILL GET YOU!!!"
Who is yelling so much! I'm trying to narrate here!
Nolan ran up and up and up and up and up and up! Into the attic!
No.:Whew...
He looked at the thundering clouds. It was getting louder.
Almost loud enough to drown out his enraged sister's yell "NOLAN!!!"
Almost.
Just barely.
But not enough.
Nolan was up on his feet in a jiffy!
He began going down the chimney.
On his way down he saw a fire in the fireplace!
What in the world was happening, a fire shouldn't be on at 9:59!
But than again, what in the world is a boy who's bed time is 8:30 doing up?
Well time to find out!

Chapter 2

He let go, heading straight towards the fire's ... Head?
F.G.:Ouch!
No. is Flabbergasted!
No. What are you? What are you doing in here!
F.G./Jake: Name is Jake, I'm a gremlin, And I didn't want to be put out! Ha!
What do you know, There is already a gremlin!
No.:Well get o-
He didn't finish his sentence.
Someone opened the big door -Creak.
And came in with some soaking -Drip.
Muddy -Stick.
BARBIES?
Yes!
Eli.:Nolan!
Eli.:Get you and your bodiless-
Jake:HEY! Total insult!
Eli.: -friend out of here! -
A moan came from the basement!
Nolan and Jake run upstairs!
Elizabeth has stayed!

Chapter 3

Nolan and Jake find them self in a Labyrinth!
No.: Huh???????
No.:Where in the world did we get a labyrinth!?!?
Adventure van: From me! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
No.:Oh.
Well, I had to answer!
No.: Well its made of stone!

TIME OUT!!!!

Okay, I'm sorry you dislike the narrator. BooHuuHuu.
Now, if you dislike me, than You can go and watch videos or something.
Go before I continue!

Chapter 3(Concluded!)

Nolan: Its made of stone!
Jake: If only Josh was here...
No.:Who? Don't tell me there is another one of you!
Jake: Okay
Scratch scratch scratch.
Scratches are Read
Yes there are, now don't get mad now, I didn't tell you!
No.:Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake: Okay.....

Chapter 4

Three chases.
One chapter.
SHOWDOWN!!!   
Josh was at that moment running for his life!
Elizabeth was chasing him!(With an Umbrella, of course! )
 ====  =
Eli.:You...
Eli.:little...
Eli.: crazy...    
Eli.: Idiotic...
Eli.: annoying
Eli.:_______!(Your curse here!)

Meanwhile, Jake was also getting chased.. by an enraged Nolan!
=                              = 
And they end up hitting each other! 
    <>   
Eli.: Nolan!!!!!!!!
No.:Uh-ho... 
Eli.: NOLAN!(! x 100,000,000,000,000,000)
No.:Bye..............................

Section 2  

No.:Bye............................
Eli.:_____________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(You write This!!!!) 
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
What... Its 11: 31 all ready! oh buts its am. WHAT!!!! I'VE BEEN UP SINCE YESTERDAY!!

Chapter 5

Unfortunately, Nolan ran into a hole in the wall, Elizabeth ran into the wall.
Eli.:Ow!
No.: Hahaha...
Eli.:errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
No.: OMG!
Adventure van:What?
No.:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE @#!%^ STORY!
A.V.:What...I'm Visible?
A.V.:Oh...
A.V./vanish
No.:Huh...
Eli.:NOLAN!
No.:OMG!
Eli.:What?!?!
No.:Look behind you!
Eli.:Huh...
Nolan dashes of... In a wall.
Elizabeth:Ha!

Chapter 6

Josh leans on a wall...
And flies right through it!
He falls on a pressure plate!
All the walls disappear!
I'm using to many of these:! !
Nolan:WE...WERE...LOOKING...FOR...A....
No./Eli.:WINDOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
A..V.:Boo!
All:What!!!!!!!
Wind gremlin:What yourself! I've got a meeting to go to tonight!
Josh: Japow,you rascal!
Japow:I'm not a rascal!
Jake:Hows the weather,rascal?
Ja.:I'M NOT A RASCAL!And the weathers bad enough to soak your business coat through!
No.:It's that bad...rascal?
Ja.:ERRRRRRRRRRRR
All: Bye!

TIME OUT!!!!

I need a break... so listen to this: Q

Chapter 7

A..V.: Why do you look like a snail?
Japow tried to attack me!
Why?
I knocked him out...
-               -
  \______/
wait for it...
Ja.:!@#$%^&*
No.: And next time, DON'T attack the narrator!
No.: Is there another one of these idgits!
Jo.: Who do you think is causing this storm?
No.:Oh god...
Ja.:According to the always lasting records of our fathers,...
I'm leaving out this part...
Ja.:And that is why there is always 4 gremlins:
  • Fire
  • Earth
  • Wind 
  • And Water.
Ja.: And the water is the one making it rain!
Ja.: And ... Hello?
Eli. throws a barbie at him.
Eli.: I liked you better when you were asleep.
Ja.: Anyway, Jane is crying cause he wants Jake to come out,But he can't because its raining,So he make it rain more(loop).
No.:Elizabeth, are you still wearing the raincoat/umbrella?
Eli.:Yeah...
No./Eli.:Are you thinking what I am?
No./Eli.:Yeah!

Last chapter!!!

Jake, fully equipped with his rain suit.
Now available in stores!
Tries to go out...
And fails.
Again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And finally succeeds!
Jane gets happy!
And he stops crying!
And the sun shines!
And Sleepy slept thru the whole thing!
                                                                 Cast:
                                                          Nolan -- Boy
                                                          Elizabeth -- Girl
                                                          Sleepy -- Toad
                                                          Jake -- Fire Gremlin
                                                          Josh -- Stone Gremlin
                                                          Japow -- Wind Gremlin
                                                          Jane -- Water Gremlin
                                                          Adventure Van -- Narrator,Writer




Bonus Scene.
Sleepy: Ribbit.
Nolan: HE FINALLY SAID SOMETHING!
Eli.: It is a she.
No.: It is a he.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:SHE.
No.:HE.
Eli.:ERR.
No.:Uh-oh...
                                     To be continued. Look for The Gremlin Ending Christmas Edition!


Thursday, October 24, 2013

Malala

Malala is a great role model. She is all for girls to go to school. Because of that, she almost got assassinated. But, because of two things, 1:she went to Queen Elizabeth's hospital.2:she is a great person with lots of courage., she survived. Her father, Ziauddin Yousafzai, was proud of his daughter, but distraught when she almost died. She got better and is still going to school, and still receiving death threats. I think she has a cool name. I also think she is She is amazing. And also that since everyone knows about her, she is famous. She is a very smart woman, and I will be amazed and annoyed if someone shoots her again.

 
Malala
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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

BAMBI

Hey guys! Today I am doing a book report on BAMBI. Hope you enjoy! (this is not the Disney version, and may not be as kid friendly) Bambi came into the world in a little thicket barely big enough to hold the mother and her baby. Soon, a magpie came and saw the baby’s beautiful tail swishing outside the thicket. The Magpie soon called over her family, they called over their friends, soon all the magpies were right there, the crow seeing all of the magpies zoomed in and soon almost all the creatures in the forest were there. The Magpies, The crows, The bunnies, everybody. And when little Bambi opened his little eyes, he saw all his family, friends, and his enemies.
Almost as soon as he could see, he tried to walk. Amazed that a animal this small is already walking, the animals stepped back in awe. The magpie was first to regain her voice, when he said “ That’s one fine prince, miss.” Then seeing the little baby and his mom wanted their privacy, they all began to leave one by one. After some time, the little baby was introduced to his first path. His mom began to leave him time to time. He soon sees the prince, a fully grown male dear. He soon saw the meadow and began to meet other deer, like Faline and Gobo. They see their first death, as a ferret kills a mouse for his food. The deer’s mother quickly moves Bambi on.
Soon Winter comes and He (the human hunter) began hunting deer for coats and food. Bambi escapes but Gobo is presumed dead and he never sees his mother again. He and Faline fall in love, even though Karus and Ronno are both in love with her too. The old price begins to meet up with him, and unknowing that the old prince is his father, he and the prince live together. He soon sees what he never saw before with the prince, who eventually tells him that he is his son. Bambi soon gets bigger and stronger, and soon is bigger then Karus, He soon becomes prince of the forest.
Gobo comes back! Faline is amazed about how gobo survived the house of He… Until she sees the collar around his neck. Gobo thinks he is invincible, and he now payed the price as a different He, kills him. As prince, Bambi wanders around, looking for a new heir of the forest, and finds a new one with a sister. He finds them the same way the prince found him.
I think the moral of the story is that: That life goes on.