How to Throw Your Voice

Step one: You first have to learn to breathe your nose. Your mouth is the way your going to speak, so you still are speaking.(What? You thought that you spoke through your nose? I heard you!!!!) Anyway, you will have to practice it, so perfect this skill before you go on, okay?(And don’t try talking through your nose!)

Step two: Please perfect step one.

Step three: Ok, now try to hold your breath. Yes I am serious, do it! You may have to get this up to NINETY SECONDS!!! Now you are holding your breath, right? Try for as long as you can, and maybe have a set time to do it every day.

Step four: Please perfect step three.

Step five: Begin to push your tongue up into the top of your mouth. This should begin to make a upward or distant sound. Try, Try and Try are the three best things here.(That and no talking through your nose!!!)

Step six: Please perfect step five.

Step seven: YOU HAVE COMPLETED IT SO QUICKLY? I CAN’T BELIVE IT!!!  Now do it again with your tongue curled against your teeth, and you should make the bee drone sound come from somewhere on the level of your mouth, but still far away.

Step eight: Please perfect step seven

Step nine: You have to be a cheater.

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS SO QUICKLY!!!!! Well, you have to now jut your chin out so it appears it is coming from the ground.

Step ten: Please perfect steps:nine,seven,five.

Step eleven: Now perfect at them all? Now learn to switch them! WITH NO PROBLEM!!!!!!!

Step Twelve: Now switch the bee with the human! Your almost ready!

BONUS! Try to find stragties that make it seem cooler, Like this:

Ground and then sky makes it seem that the second voice is higher then if you just started with sky.