Fire!

Hey guys, it's Adventure Van here with a blog about Fire! Fire is something dangerous to be avoided, right? But in all honesty, it's not that big of a threat if you're safe around it. It's even a good thing to sometimes set your arm on fire. Well, not a good thing. But a fun, non-damaging thing. You can run a line of fuel down your arm, then set it on fire. You've got three seconds before it actually starts being painful, meaning that if you brush it out before that, you can have your arm on fire for a good bit of time before actually having your arm on fire. And it's strangely an enjoyable experience. Kind of calming. Then, you'd want to brush down to put it out. And you can safely and truthfully say that you had your arm on fire.

Adventure Van, too hot to handle.

(Post-Edit:

Adventure Van realizes this seems to be implying that you should set yourself/a sibling/friend/enemy on fire. Adventure Van was given a safety course and this was done both by and in the presence of experts and proper safety. Don't set yourself or a sibling on fire with this newfound knowledge.

Enemies? That's debatable. But don't quote me.)