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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident.

This Book report is about the second book on Artemis fowl.

It all starts when Artemis was being asked the question "Is there anyone you care about in life?"by Doctor Po. Artemis is answering "No." when Butler, his Friend, Manservant and bodyguard, Sends him a message telling him that he has to go to His manor. Po threatens to report him, but Artemis doesn't care and goes any way.

He soon with Butler gets to see the video that Butler was sent somewhere in (Hmm Lets say ) the Arctic. The message is from the captors of Artemis's father, Artemis Fowl 1. He soon goes out to find his father but is quickly stopped by Holly Short, Enemy from the last book. She thinks he is up behind the goblin invasion that have outlawed softnose weaponry powered on human powered weapons.

After being proved innocent, Holly, Root, Artemis, and Butler go and find the new suspect, Luc Carrére.
But when they get to his house, all they find mesmerized Luc, counterfeit euros, and a strange weapon of fairy type.They soon know, after Foaly gets kidnapped, that Luc was mesmerized by Opal Koboi. They soon, with the help of Mulch Diggums,Break into Koboi labs and turn the goblins against Opal. They then realize that Artemis 1 was right there!

More Info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_Fowl:_The_Arctic_Incident
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Mossflower

Mossflower is the second book in the Redwall.
The main characters are Martin, Gonff, Dinny, Tsarmina, and more.
It takes place at Salamandastron,Mossflower, and Kotir.

It starts when Martin the Warrior walks around Kotir and a patrol of Korim soliders go and capture him.
He soon comes straight face to face with his future Nemisis, Tsarmina. She gets outraged that he  isn't exuted  on the spot and snaps his sword. While he was getting tossed in the prison, Gonff is caught stealing food from Kotir and thrown into Martins cell. The 'King of Escapers' Gets Martin and himself out of the cell, out of the window, and out of the castle.

He then gets a really quick rescue by otters and Meets Skipper
of Otters, and the rest of Corim while he was at it.He then meets up with the badger, Bella, and Dinny the mole. They soon solve a riddle that tells them where Salamandastron is. Martin, Gonff, and Dinny go on a adventure that involves getting Boar the fighter to Mossflower and getting him to destroy Kotir and Kill Tsarmina.

Lol mirror!

Martin and his group, (Lets call them Team Moss), go and begin to go to Salamandastron, unknowing that Kotir has sent a group of three to spy (and capture) on Team Moss. The group has no luck, and the leader eats all the bread and wine, then gets eaten by a swan.They then sleep on the cold hills while
Team Moss Go and sleep in a hole.(Dinny is a mole, remember?)And then they kill each other when they capture Team Moss because of a pudding. Too bad Kotir is doing the same...

Kotir is officially out of supplies AND is being shot at by squirrel archers with fire arrows, so it is a  Miracle  when Bane the fox comes and joins up with it with supplies and troops, but there is more to the fox then what meets the eye... Bane wants to take Kotir and all of the woodlands but Tsarmina kills him and a very annoying eagle with one stone.

After encounters with toads, bats, owls, and more, team mossflower finaly gets to salamonstarand.
the badger lord is in war with rats bur fixes the sword before he dies attacking his Nemesis. Martin takes over there ship and leaves them stranded and the new army, with a secret weapon.

Meanwhile, Kotir begins to flood with the help of the ship, filling the tunnels made by moles. Kotir then gets rained on by rocks and then Martin kills Tsarmina. Good guys, 2. Bad guys, 0.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Redwall

Hi! I am getting a book report on Redwall the first book.
Enjoy!

The book starts when Matthias is collecting nuts and stumbles over the floor.
He tries to pick them up but he accidentally stumbles into the abbot. The abbot soon begins to see no hope in the child's future until he goes out with Constance (badger) and The Curchmouse Family and almost gets captured by Cluny the Scourge!

At Redwall, Surprise is zooming up the charts. The Infamous Cluny the Scrouge... HERE!!! They begin to come with battle plans (Defense Only) and Cluny comes to Redwall and gets let in since he is in disguise with two of his commanders. He Soon rips off his disguise and his second in command reads Cluny's "Amendments". Matthias Rips the paper and (with the help of Constance) drives them out.

The Battle Begins!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

100 Posts! (Not including this one...)

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Monday, August 12, 2013

Book report: Bridge to Terabitha

The bridge to Terabithia is a great book!
It has Jesse, a boy who loves to run, and Leslie who has a wild imagination.
When Jesse Has become the fastest kid in class, Leslie soon joins the school and beats everybody at a race,Making people stop racing. Jesse begins to dislike Leslie and then soon finds out shes moving in next door! He has a mix of reactions and finally becomes friends with her.Leslie soon thinks up of a secret place, Terabithia.
They soon go across a stream with The Secret Way to Terabithia(aka a rope on a branch) and make a Castle(aka wood hut) and the two become King and Queen.Soon Its Leslie's birthday and as a present, he gets her a Jester/Prince (Aka a dog)! They Begin to have so much fun and then his teacher takes him out on a trip to a museum. But While Leslie is swinging on the rope the branch breaks and she dies!!!!!
He find it out and he hates the world and then he Gives Leslie a burial and then Jessie finds out that his sister , mary, was following him and he finally finds the queen of Terabithia.
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Rump

RUMP THE TRUE STORY OF Rumpelstiltskin is a twist in the classic fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin.
In it, "Rump"and Red ("Rump's best chance of a friend.") have to deal with Fredrick and Bruno(Arch-Enemies), Opal(Really mean queen), and a pack of trolls.It takes place in The Village, The Forest,Yonder,and Beyond.
The story starts on "Rump"s birthday,when he gets greeted by a ball of cow poop.He soon begins mining for Gold, but doesn't get any. But his luck "Changes" when he finds his mothers spinning wheel. He has no yarn,so he use straw...and thinks its magic when he turns it into gold!He does not know Fredrick and Bruno were spying on him and the miller soon cuts his food resources until he gives him the gold. And the first part of the curse shows itself: Rump can't break a deal.He soon is convinced by Reds Grandma that he needs to find a way to break a curse.He has to go find his stiltskin.
He then tells himself that he needs to rescue Opal, because his strings of gold made the Miller lie and get his daughter into loads of trouble when he said his daughter could spin gold instead of Rump.
SPOILER: DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED!
He gets three "present"s from Opal, Her necklace, her bracelet, and her firstborn! He then runs out of the castle so he can find his stiltskin.But he gets caught by a bunch of trolls.But they where friendly and let him go. He soon finds his cousins who are witches, but non dare push there luck at making gold.
He soon leaves and gets caught by Bruno, who brings him back to the castle, where he is forced to spin gold, otherwise Red will be hurt. He escapes for a hour and finds his stilskin... his Name!
He soon gets Red and himself out alive(And rich). He then goes back to the village and then he lives "Happily ever after!!!"
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