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It's a me, Adventure Van! I'd just like to thank you all for coming and reading my less then good blog. It means a lot to me, so I hope you enjoy!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Cold War.

I am doing a blog on the cold war, which wasn't as much of a war as a standoff. The U.S.A and the U.S.S.R were in a king of the hill for more offensive and defensive back up, trying to be more tough then the other, even though they averaged out the same.

The U.S.A. started it from being offensive to the fact that U.S.S.R was a communist. The U.S.S.R. exploded, and countered with putting a satellite in to space, then putting a man up there. The U.S.A then got pulled into another war, but got jerked out when Cuba began getting missiles.

The U.S.S.R and the U.S.A were in major tension mode, but then they got out of it. Then after a very annoying war, the U.S.S.R jokes about the U.S.A, making them put the first man on the moon. A very annoyed U.S.S.R puts on an Olympic games. No one goes.

Meanwhile, the lesser countries break thru U.S.S.R's Iron Curtain, and Germany becomes whole again. The U.S.S.R thinks its taking to many resources and becomes Russia! The U.S.A Celebrates.
A gigantic arm wrestle.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

World War I

World War I caused World War II, so I think they should be put in the same blog. Anyway, In this blog I will be doing the world wars. If you haven't noticed. Ok, I'm backing my self up, so START!!!

Is started when the archduke of Hungary was assassinated by Serbia. Hungary then made Germany start a war with Serbia, which caused France to start a war with Germany, which made Germany kick Belgium for no reason, which caused England to fight Germany, and when England was defeated, Australasia, New Zealand, England, and Canada to fight Germany.

Meanwhile, Hungary was getting beaten up by Serbia And Russia, so Germany had to fight them first. The Ottoman Empire attacking Siberia, so Germany fought Russia. Greece attacked the Ottomans,  but the Ottomans didn't notice. Diaphanous randomly attacks Siberia. Germany does a attack on Australasia, New Zealand, England, and Canada, and does awesomely. England try the same, and fails.

Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, and Canada all think about quitting. Germany decides to push them to finish them, but gets rebounded. Italy quits Germany, and joins Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, and Canada. Russia gets hit by a revolution, and goes out of the fighting. Germany finally thinks hes going to win, until...

America declares war! Germany goes and attacks Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, Italy, and Canada. And he basically almost destroys them. The U.S.A attacks him, and with help from Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, Italy, and Canada, they won the World War I.

Or did they.....