Rump

RUMP THE TRUE STORY OF Rumpelstiltskin is a twist in the classic fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin.
In it, "Rump"and Red ("Rump's best chance of a friend.") have to deal with Fredrick and Bruno(Arch-Enemies), Opal(Really mean queen), and a pack of trolls.It takes place in The Village, The Forest,Yonder,and Beyond.
The story starts on "Rump"s birthday,when he gets greeted by a ball of cow poop.He soon begins mining for Gold, but doesn't get any. But his luck "Changes" when he finds his mothers spinning wheel. He has no yarn,so he use straw...and thinks its magic when he turns it into gold!He does not know Fredrick and Bruno were spying on him and the miller soon cuts his food resources until he gives him the gold. And the first part of the curse shows itself: Rump can't break a deal.He soon is convinced by Reds Grandma that he needs to find a way to break a curse.He has to go find his stiltskin.
He then tells himself that he needs to rescue Opal, because his strings of gold made the Miller lie and get his daughter into loads of trouble when he said his daughter could spin gold instead of Rump.
SPOILER: DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED!
He gets three "present"s from Opal, Her necklace, her bracelet, and her firstborn! He then runs out of the castle so he can find his stiltskin.But he gets caught by a bunch of trolls.But they where friendly and let him go. He soon finds his cousins who are witches, but non dare push there luck at making gold.
He soon leaves and gets caught by Bruno, who brings him back to the castle, where he is forced to spin gold, otherwise Red will be hurt. He escapes for a hour and finds his stilskin... his Name!
He soon gets Red and himself out alive(And rich). He then goes back to the village and then he lives "Happily ever after!!!"
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Artemis Fowl

Hi! I'm doing a book report on Artemis Fowl, The book series.

1. I'm doing one on the first book, Just plain Artemis Fowl.
2. It takes place in The Fowl's manor!
3. The main character is ,well, Artemis!(The Second.)Also, there are other characters,like Butler,Holly Short,Foaly,Mulch Diggums, and more!
4. In the first book, Artemis fowl makes a pair of glasses that let you see thru Fairy shields.
5. Artemis soon finds a "hot spot"(a place with a lot of fairies) and with Butler, his bodyguard, manages to capture Holly Short.
6. Capt. Turnball Root (Holly's Boss) send a troup of LEPrecaun (Lower Element Police) to get her back, but Butler takes them out. At least the elfs...
7. Butler and Juliet(His sister) soon are in a high pitched battle with a troll, which Butler almost dies in.
8. Artemis begins bargaining, and soon has a deal. 
9. He gets rich, and the LEP get Holly.
10. Let it be known, this is not the last time he will be meddling with the fairy world...

Just so you know, this was for the Mayor's reading challenge.Click!

#Q.P.!# Quick update on my knowedge.

BEER in space?!
No, but really there is a type of booze in some clouds,such as Sagittarius B2 and others.
Beer lovers are amazed by this!
YAY!
The Week says that "Clouds like Sagittarius B2 can be filled with billions upon billions of liters of alcohol. "
Amazing!
I guess clouds go thru the same process my dads beer does!

-WARNING- This beer is not drinkable -WARNING-

Book report: Bone The Great Cow Race

The Great Cow Race is a beautiful graphic novel (Second of the series!) about the Bones(Fone bone , Phoney bone, and Smiley) in a position in which might get them home, until Phoney hears about a cow race ... WHICH PEOPLE BET ON!!! In a "Quick way to get rich" scheme, Phoney risks everything on Smiley dressing up as a cow and entering as the MYSTERY cow! Also, Fone gets a very heart breaking moment, when thorn likes a honey seller more then him. So he decides to write a love note... IN RAT CREATURE'S TERRITORY! And the high speed chase that follows will never be matched.Meanwhile, Lucius (Smiley's boss) ruins every thing! Smiley can't lose, otherwise they lose EVERY THING! So, just as Phoneys climbing in, "3... 2... 1... GO!" and he goes off, half in have out. As Fone is running like crazy, he meets up with the possum kids, who decide to help him, and get to the intersection in the road to pull him up onto the tree branch. Unfortunately, Rosie (Thorns grand mother) decides to take a "good look" at the  MYSTERY cow and Phoney is forced to pull Smiley off road, and gets stuck in and "Utter"ly bad position! Waking up a entire troop of rat creatures and geting stuck right next to Fone bone, conversation happens:

• Smiley: *Smoking cigar* H'lo,Fone! I didn't know you were in th' race!
• Fone: Shut -up, smiley!
• Phoney:WouldSomeBodieJustKillMe? 

Mean while, the possum kids come:

• Possum kid 1: Here they come! WOW! What happened?
• Possum kid 2: Beats me! You grab bone, I'll grab his cousin!
• Possum kid 3: Uh-oh...
• Possum kid 1: Uh-oh what?
• Possum kid 3: Uh-oh that!
• Possum kid 1 and 2: Uh-oh!

They were heading right towards the cow race!

This not enough?
Go to:http://www.scholastic.com/bone/index.htm
Then get the game!:http://www.telltalegames.com/bone
Thanks!

#Q.P.!# Quick update on my knowedge.

President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan was threatening to boycott Taliban peace talks, expecting any of the sort to be "Afghan led". After the U.S. agreed  to talk to Afghan leaders in Qatar, where the militants have set up office. The U.S. announcement surprised and angered the Afghan Government.Afghan troops, soon however, took over countries security,NATO, so Karzia was forced to suspend the negations to let  U.S.A. troops  stay after 2014.

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