Gregor the Overlander

DO YOU KNOW HIM!
DID YOU KNOW JAMES?
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And There are 5 Books:



1.The first book:

Gregor The Overlander

Gregor is washing the laundry, Because his moms at work, His grandmas crazy(!), His sisters 2, and his dads
Missing!
Boots finds the secret tunnel to the Underworld(More trips in it, but what, who cares.)
Gregor jumps in to find Boots...But the first thing he sees is not Boots, its a GIGANTIC COCKROACH! 

After seeing they treat boots like a queen, he goes to Reglia, but soon trys to get home, But is stopped in time. He almost got killed in the tunnel by rats. He then goes on a journey that accomplishes 3 things:

• He saves his Dad!
• He kills king Gourger.
• He kills the traitor!(I am NOT a spoiling type! You want it? Read the book!)

Prophecy of Bane

Yup, he gets pulled into the underland(Again!)
He goes to the labyrinth, after a terrifing adventure in the water way.
But Boots, Twitchtip, Luxa get lost!

Okay I'll include a characters list. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Underland_Chronicles_characters

He finds someone (NO SPOILERS!) before he leaves.

Curse of the Warmbloods

Another adventure!
His mother says "NO MORE UNDERLAND!"
Unfortunately, Ripred gets some rats to go and get him.
His mom, first thing she gets is sick.
So he meets Hammet the Halflander.
And his pet hisser.
But they both die. But his son Hazard does not.

Marks of Secret

Yup. Do I Have to tell you?
Gregor gets in again, and gets in a war with rats because the rats kill the nibblers.
And he gets a very good sword!

The Code of the Claw!!!!

He thinks he is going to die!
He doesn't.
He battles the Bane!
He makes the Bane kill Twirltongue!
FINAL BOOK!!

I like it, and if you like it, Read other Suzanne Collins books: http://www.suzannecollinsbooks.com/works.htm

James and the Giant Peach

A  LITTLE MAGIC TAKES YOU A BIG .... PEACH?
You know James, star of the book James and the Giant Peach?
NO?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Here: http://www.amazon.com/James-Giant-Peach-Roald-Dahl/dp/0140374248
Another: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_and_the_Giant_Peach#References

Yup, Remember now. And James is not the only star. He's helped by

• Ladybug
• Glowworm(Female Dragonfly Without Wings)/Not played as character in play
• Green Old Grasshopper
• Spider
• Earthworm
• Centipede
• Silk Worm/Not in play
• Old Man

The meanest of the frightful cast will bring your heart out. Such as :

• Aunt Sponge
• Aunt Spiker

"...It all starts when James Henry Trotter's Parents get eaten (In a very crowed street, mind you) by an Enraged Rhino(Huh?)But be not sorry to much for them, their problems were over in 12 seconds flat.  Poor James, on the other hand, was very much alive, and sent to live his aunts Spiker (Dududuhhh) and Sponge (Duhduhhhh) on top of  a very high hill ..." From James and the Giant Peach

You get the flow.
James's Aunts Sponge and Spiker Are arguing over who's prettier (I personally think Spiker=  -10 and Sponge= -20)And James is chopping wood for the fire. James stops chopping for a moment, because he overwhelmed with his sadness.
Spiker. What's the matter with you?
James begins crys
Jam. Oh, Aunt Sponge! And Auntie Spiker! Couldn't we all -please- just for once- go down to the seaside in the bus? It isn't far-and I feel so hot and awful and lonely...
Spi. Why, you good for nothing brute!
Sponge. Beat him!
Spi. I certainly will.-pause- I shall beat you later when I'm not as hot. Get out of my sight, you disgusting worm!
This is when the first peculiar thing happens.
James gets the crocodile tongues, made from the most disgusting things.
But he trips and the they go flying, and the peach and bugs get bigger and the adventure begins. (After flattening two you know whos)
Spoiler alert:
They end up in the sea and ladybug thinks there are bobbing up. when they go up they think they are drowning but don't. then sharks attack the peach! but they survive with the help of 502 seagulls.
then they attack(verbally) cloud men and then the cloud men attack(Literally) them.
But they get pulled away safely thanks to the seagulls. Then they land on top of the empire state building.
Then they become Heroes!(After aliens.)
I say read book, watch play ,but do not watch movie.
I think the theme Don't judge something until you know for real if it is true.

I Build Tree house in ... MINECRAFT!

10 minutes in all.

lala

Energy Drinks = E.R.?

Yes, you saw that right.
RED BULL , HIGH ENERGY UPPER , COULD BE A MAJOR INFLUENCE ON YOUR HEALTH.

A energy/death upper?

Red bull and other energy drinks give you a 50% more chance of going to the E.R.
Why?...It ups your chance of heart attack.
Unbelievable, right? You mean, my favorite drink is deadly? Ha!
Um yeah, it is...And to prove it:http://healthland.time.com/2011/02/14/energy-drinks-may-harm-health/
So put down that energy drink, and take some water!

History Blog

Hephaestus was my favorite god.He was the most the most skillful of gods.
I also liked Hermes.He was a trickster! He could steal everything!
I found these Gods and a lot more in A Pocket Dictionary of Greek and Romans Gods and Goddesses Richard Woff

Q:You know the city that was buried in ash?  A:Pompeii
Q: How about the dueling(double handed) gladiator?   A: Marcus
Q:Where do I get the Info? A: Magic tree house research guide Ancient Rome and Pompeii By Mary pope Osborne

  March,Fight,March,Fight,March,Fight,March,And Fight Some More!
When Alexander the Great is in town, You better get out!"You wouldn't want to be in Alexander the Great's army!" Gives a detailed life with Alexander ('s Army). By Jacqueline Morely 

Alexander the Great is the Greatest general in all time. The Egyptian knew it, and they survived.
Babylons Didn't, And they died by the billions! Well, most did. Wikipedia link for him: Alexander the Great is awesome!!!!:D 

I had roman pizza! 
Did you know: the Romans didn't have TOMATOES!!!!!(No pizza sauce.)
But I didn't dislike it!
We made the cheese! Like they would have.
We put on olives.

Did you know that if Christians (No offense) didn't burn down the Library of Alexandria WE would be more advanced?
They had plans for a STEAM ENGINE in there!
If they didn't burn it down, we would have been where we are 100 years ago!

I also did another (Edible) project: The Candy China! I was wondering why the wall (bricks) didn't cover the whole thing.I now know why. Mountains, and the wall wasn't edible.

Candy China!

Barbarians + Rome = Rome (Trembling)
End of the Hisung Dynasty + Rome (Trembling) =  Rome (Falling)
F***ing more Barbarians + Rome (Falling) =  Rome(Fallen)
Rome(Fallen) + Colorful words = BARBARIANS SO FUDGING SUCK!       
Here's one Barbarian (Kinda) general:

                                                          
And the Roman report (By Bob Hale)

Thanks!
Next Big one: Science!!!