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It's a me, Adventure Van! I'd just like to thank you all for coming and reading my less then good blog. It means a lot to me, so I hope you enjoy!

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Book Report, Tatterung

Another redwall book, A otter named Dayne's father gets murdered by a group of vermin, and the vermin seer say's that the babe is the Tatterung, a beast with supreme power. The babe grows up to be a fine young otter, while his enemy named Gruel, after a unfortunate incidence, who wants to kill him, for because since Tatt, as the vermin called him, who ever killed him would become the Tatterung. After several attempts to kill him, he finally challenges him. He was smacked flat in no time at all, but after hearing all the shouts of 'finish him off!' he leaves.

Gruel, automatically springs into leadership and takes the entire group of vermin, all 3 score and a half of them on a trip to capture Tatt and slay him. On Tatt's adventures, he meets a young field mouse named Nicome. They travel together, thru snakes and mountains, vermin and friends, to the redwall abbey of his dreams. For the vermin, mutiny and starvation hits them, and only 5 out of 70 make it to redwall, where they  suceed in failing in every single way, while the last two run off with a deadly Tatt following them, and finally succeeds of the destruction of the one who ordered his father to die, and the one who killed him.

Good book! Tears in my eye.

Physics.

I'm now studying physics, and I'm learning everything, from flower pots to sky diving rescues. Here are the main things:
  • To become a skydiving expert, you need physics, because when someone was unconscious jumping out of a plane, her fellow skydiver rushed in, and sped up and slowed his fall with physics so he could activate his partners parachute, then continued skydiving.
  • A hammer and a feather will not hit earth at the exact same time, air resistance won't allow it, but on the moon they hit at the ground at the same time, for there isn't as much air resistance there.
  • If you throw a pencil and a flowerpot out the window, they hit on the same time with the same speed, but the flower pot has more energy, while the pencil doesn't have to much.
I'm sure there are plenty more, but that the main of what i have learned. Stay Tuned.

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

Cold War.

I am doing a blog on the cold war, which wasn't as much of a war as a standoff. The U.S.A and the U.S.S.R were in a king of the hill for more offensive and defensive back up, trying to be more tough then the other, even though they averaged out the same.

The U.S.A. started it from being offensive to the fact that U.S.S.R was a communist. The U.S.S.R. exploded, and countered with putting a satellite in to space, then putting a man up there. The U.S.A then got pulled into another war, but got jerked out when Cuba began getting missiles.

The U.S.S.R and the U.S.A were in major tension mode, but then they got out of it. Then after a very annoying war, the U.S.S.R jokes about the U.S.A, making them put the first man on the moon. A very annoyed U.S.S.R puts on an Olympic games. No one goes.

Meanwhile, the lesser countries break thru U.S.S.R's Iron Curtain, and Germany becomes whole again. The U.S.S.R thinks its taking to many resources and becomes Russia! The U.S.A Celebrates.
A gigantic arm wrestle.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

World War I

World War I caused World War II, so I think they should be put in the same blog. Anyway, In this blog I will be doing the world wars. If you haven't noticed. Ok, I'm backing my self up, so START!!!

Is started when the archduke of Hungary was assassinated by Serbia. Hungary then made Germany start a war with Serbia, which caused France to start a war with Germany, which made Germany kick Belgium for no reason, which caused England to fight Germany, and when England was defeated, Australasia, New Zealand, England, and Canada to fight Germany.

Meanwhile, Hungary was getting beaten up by Serbia And Russia, so Germany had to fight them first. The Ottoman Empire attacking Siberia, so Germany fought Russia. Greece attacked the Ottomans,  but the Ottomans didn't notice. Diaphanous randomly attacks Siberia. Germany does a attack on Australasia, New Zealand, England, and Canada, and does awesomely. England try the same, and fails.

Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, and Canada all think about quitting. Germany decides to push them to finish them, but gets rebounded. Italy quits Germany, and joins Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, and Canada. Russia gets hit by a revolution, and goes out of the fighting. Germany finally thinks hes going to win, until...

America declares war! Germany goes and attacks Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, Italy, and Canada. And he basically almost destroys them. The U.S.A attacks him, and with help from Australasia, New Zealand, England, France, India, Italy, and Canada, they won the World War I.

Or did they.....

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Slenderman Stabbings.

Slenderman is a fictional character that started on the Something Awful boards, and blossomed into a thing which people have made video games of, videos, photos, movies, and more about. Some even thought he might be real. And, unforgettably, two young girls thought a little too much so.

Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were having a sleepover with a friend, then lured her outside for a friendly game of hide and seek. After getting her in the forest, Morgan stabbed her with a knife nineteen times, while Anissa told her to "Go ballistic, Go crazy,".

Fortunately, a passing cyclist, who knew first aid, was able to find the left for dead girl, as Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were already gone, "Trying to find Slenderman's forest mansion." After calling 911, he kept her alive until the ambulance came to give her surgery (She is alive, thru sheer luck and kindness.)

After of a questioning of the three mothers, the police caught the girls trying to climb a tree. The two off them are facing a murder trial, with 65 years in prison. One says that "Slender Man watches her" and "We were doing the slaying so that we could become proxies of slenderman."

Anissa has admitted, but Morgan is going to the trial, with her lawyer using the excuse of the fact that Morgan was crazy. Unfortunately, this isn't the first time a 'incident' like this has happened, one by a group of teenager, and another by a middle age man. All victims have survived. (Yay!)
More then what it seems.