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It's a me, Adventure Van! I'd just like to thank you all for coming and reading my less then good blog. It means a lot to me, so I hope you enjoy!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Aesop's fables!

Aesop's fables are the best ever!
He used a lot of animals and people, even the elements.
Here is one:
An Angler after a long day's toil, had nothing to show his pains for one small fish. As he was taking the perch off the hook the fish spoke: "Spare me, good fisherman.I am so small I will make you but a sorry meal.Throw me back into the river, and later when I am grown bigger and worth eating, you may come here and catch me again.""No,no," said the wary angler,"I have you now, but if you once get back in the water, your tune will be 'catch me if you can.'"
And he has morals to them(Of course!):
 Moral: Beware the promises of a desperate man!
He wrote the stories to convince people of their way of thinking to his way of thinking.
Aesop was a ex-slave who got free because of his amazing talents of writing fables.
Here is his life: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesop#Life
Do you like him?
I do!
Oh, and I am making a fable:
 Once, a fight came in between a rhino and a lion, each thinking he was more superior, and they went to the nearby wolf to settle themselves. The wolf, knowing he would probably get killed by the one who lost, made a quick plan. When the lion and rhino came, the wolf said,"I will speak to you, but only one at a time." He then told the rhino he could squish the lion, and the lion he could eat the rhino in a bite. The enemy animals said "I am more powerful!", then looked at each other and sprang , while the wolf made a get away.
  Moral: Make one proud, make one fall.

#Q.P.!# Quick update on my knowedge.

The bitcoin is a online coin, which may soon replace money for the online world!
You now can mine for coins ... for about a month or two.
Then you:
                A| trade for them.
                B| buy them.
Here is the web: bitcoin.org/en/
I don't like them.
I don't because they only have 1,300,000,000.
And I also dislike them because they can't be traded for money!
Also, they are expensive!
That is why I dislike them. 
The new currency?
 

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Middle ages


Shaphur II attacks Divided Rome.
But he fails. Divided Rome survives for another 1000 years.
Flash!: The Holy Roman Empire is around today!

Holy Rome Is still surviving!(At the exact time England started!)
And Holy Rome ATTACKS(!!!!) England!
Quick hint: They fail.

Visigoths(Barbarians) have been forced to accept a evil treaty.
But I don't feel sorry! Why?:
Quick hint:   Visigoths Attacked Rome!

Slavs were a Magor tribe...
...Being one of the only left!
Slavs were a slave trading tribe.
Funny!: The Slavs - s + e + s = Slaves!

Constantinople was a very Important city for Byzantine!
It was one because it was the emperor's base!
Quick hint:  Constantinople was called "the City"!

Greenland Isn't Green!
But its fortunate for us! Why?
Quick hint: Vineland (Us) was thought as a lie, too.So we were populated by the English instead!

Gold = Sun?
That what some of the African tribes thought!
Quick hint:Gold was PRAYED TO!

The English proved themselves smart...
Take the short route, and leave them to the crazy.
Quick hint:  Arizona attacked Muslims!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Dingus day!

I went to Dingus day and made another cake!
Here is the (traditional Polish lamb) cake!
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Decroating
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Done!
And I also was second place in a egg cracking contest!
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  And I had 5 eggs in the hunt!
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 And I made a craft!
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 I saw Polish dancers!
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I am the best dancer!

And some Bo dancers! 
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Yay!!
I got a lot of candy from the parade!!
Things in parade:
Santa:Check!
Zombies:Check! 
Roller derbies:Check!